There was once a man and he knew his wife was a randy bitch. He was worried because he had to go away on business for two weeks, and he knew his wife would get horny and probably end up shagging some one else because she needed sex,
he didnt know what to do, but in the end he went into a dildo shop (Dildos Are Us). He asked the man behind the counter if he had any really special dildos that he could buy for his wife. The shop owner said he did, and produced from behind the till a dildo in a silk box.
"That doesnt look any different from any other dildo," the man said.
But the shop owner told him it was -"This is a voodoo dildo. Its very clever you know, all she has to do is say 'Voodoo Dildo, my pussy' and it will fly out of the box and right up your wifes pussy.'
The man was so impressed by this magical dildo that he bought it straight away and went home to give it to his wife.
"This is a special dildo," he told her. "All you have to do is say 'voodoo dildo, my pussy' and it will fly out of the box and straight into your pussy!'
With that, he left for his business trip.
his wife remained ok for a few days but then she began to get sexual urges. So she took the box out of the bag and put it infront of her.
"Voodoo dildo, MY PUSSY!" she cried, and sure enough, the dildo flew out of the box and hit her hard between the thighs. It was great for the wife, but suddenly, she realised she didnt know how to get it out again.
She pulled and pulled but it just wouldnt come out. In the end she got into her car and started driving, with the dildo still vibrating right up her pussy.
Because of this she was all over the road. Eventually, she was flagged down by a police man.
The police man was outraged and asked her why she had been driving so badly. The wife exaplained about the voodoo dildo and what had happened.
The police man looked at her in disgust, and then cried...
"VOODOO DILDO, MY ASS!"
